Blending the Rules
"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "

Blending the Rules

I am not a morning person. I’ve never been a morning person. At this point in my life I think it’s safe to assume I will never be a morning…

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Bloom County Returns
So, kind of a fan, yes.

Bloom County Returns

"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making HEADLINES." Just like the comic strip that introduced me to this joke once upon a time: Bloom County. I was…

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
Juvenile assassin bug, Protector of Kale

Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug

“Hey, come look at this.” “I’m getting ready to jump in the shower. Can’t it wait?” “No, you need to see this now.” Run downstairs. “What’s up?” “There’s a tiny…

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My Cups Runneth Over

In considering the number of times I’ve been called amply endowed in my life, I’ve come up with the following count: Never. Don’t misunderstand me - I am totally fine…

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All Dogs Support Voting

"Ooooooooof." *hug* *wag wag wag* "Good morning, All Dogs! You certainly are excited this morning." *wiggle wiggle wiggle* *roll onto back and kick paws in the air* "I know it's…

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When Dermatologists Attack

"Does this mole look weird?" "Define weird." "You know. Like, cancerous." "I don't think so, but then I don't know what cancerous looks like." "I don't either." Pause. "What about…

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Happy Father’s Day

I've written about my dad several times: here. And here. And here. He shows up in many stories, like this one. And this one, too. My dad loved his family…

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