An Open Letter to Dave Barry
Let's just say I am not one of the world's naturally-gifted kazooers, a sentence I never expected to write.
Shiloh Happened
I returned to Plush Toy Armageddon. I'd like to think they went quickly; the plush snake, the adorable alligator, the blue thing that I-don't-know-what-it-was.
A Name By Any Other Name
It's like the person entering the information just gave up and started typing with their face.
A Strange Wind Blows at Blarney Castle
It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes significantly fewer adults to sacrifice a young person to the capricious gods of gravity.
The Windy City versus the Hairbrush of Doom
The new one was slightly heavier than my normal hairbrush, a seemingly unimportant factor that I would soon deeply regret.