As Explosive as a Dog Sneeze
I am no stranger to being sneezed upon by dogs.
I am no stranger to being sneezed upon by dogs.
"Someone smells like a dog." "Why are you looking at me?"
Let's just say I am not one of the world's naturally-gifted kazooers, a sentence I never expected to write.
I returned to Plush Toy Armageddon. I'd like to think they went quickly; the plush snake, the adorable alligator, the blue thing that I-don't-know-what-it-was.
Please be advised that this is a self-indulgent post, meant to chronicle the life of a good dog. It is long. It contains many pictures. You have been warned.