Trick or Moo
There is no part of our front porch that isn't awkward. It was clearly designed by someone who never personally used a front porch, possibly a space alien or a…
Sophie, Music Critic
Sophie is a dog of many talents, thus her full name: Sophie the Wonder Dog. Little did we know she is also a music critic: In case it's unclear, Sophie…
As Explosive as a Dog Sneeze
"As explosive as a dog sneeze." There's a phrase you don't hear every day, and here's another: I am no stranger to being sneezed upon by dogs. I don't know…
The Perils of Doggie Bath Day
"Someone smells like a dog." "Why are you looking at me?" Our dogs are pretty clean, overall. They don't have many chances to get dirty, although in our old house…
An Open Letter to Dave Barry
Dear Mr. Barry, Where to begin? I suppose the most logical place is this: I swear I am not making this up. I've been a fan of yours since I…
Shiloh Happened
I'd meant to write an AMAZING end-of-the-year post, reflecting on my successes and failures of the past year while promising to do better in the next. Blah blah blah. You…
Gran has no idea how to play guitar.
Gran’s 96th Birthday
Why would we take you to a place called Testi
"All ready for Monday?"
"Yes, except I don't know what we're doing."
"That's because it's a surprise. You know how to dress. You know when you're getting picked up, right?"
"Yes, but...you're not going to tell me, are you?"
"No."
"Hmmmphh."
My grandma is pretty amazing. She's turning 96 on Monday. I wanted to