On Flammable Teapots and the Element of Surprise
From the floor, I was in the perfect position to see that the stove was on fire.
My Cups Runneth Over
I was curious to see if changing to the correct bra size would make me fluent in six languages, remove the appearance of fine lines and teach me to divide by zero.
A Trip to the E Arrrrrgh
Because if one thing screams “ARRRRRGH IMMA PIRATE!” it’s a bright white shirt with laces up the front and billowing sleeves.
Do I Dare To Eat A Beet?
I spent the next day avoiding the fridge with complex feelings of mingled guilt and fear.