A Strange Wind Blows at Blarney Castle
It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes significantly fewer adults to sacrifice a young person to the capricious gods of gravity.
The Windy City versus the Hairbrush of Doom
The new one was slightly heavier than my normal hairbrush, a seemingly unimportant factor that I would soon deeply regret.
Disharmonious Feedback
“You have a disharmonious face.” “I what?” I’m sitting in a chair in a doctor’s office, getting prepped for an upcoming surgery to correct my deviated septum. Evidently this preparation…
Pinster
I remember months and months (possibly years) ago, I noticed a couple of friends using Pinterest. I casually clicked through, saw a picture, and had no idea what was going…
Objects in Mailbox Larger than they Appear
We’re not great at checking our mail. It’s delivered in one of those boxes on the corner - you know, the kind intended to ‘build community’ by encouraging everyone to…
Things That Go Moo in the Night
My fascination with horror films ended rather abruptly when I started itching with a bad case of poison ivy during a movie about a flesh eating virus.
Increasing the Volume
There are many phrases that describe me but the phrase “amply-endowed” is not one of them.