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“You have a disharmonious face.”

“I what?”

I’m sitting in a chair in a doctor’s office, getting prepped for an upcoming surgery to correct my deviated septum. Evidently this preparation is done by trying to sell me an upgrade.

“You have a disharmonious face. If you put a line straight down the center of your face, the sides don’t match.”

“Oh.” I pause. “Is that unusual?”

“Yes, but I can fix it. Since I’m doing surgery on your nose anyway, I can straighten it, put an implant in the tip, give you a chin implant…”

“Give me a what? A chin implant?! So I’ll look like Bruce Campbell?”  


“The guy from the Evil Dead movies. You know, he wrote the book If Chins Could Kill?”

“I’m not familiar with that, but no, it’ll look great.”

“According to who? You?”

“Well yes. But in addition to Ear, Nose, and Throat, I am a plastic surgeon.”

“You’re also wearing Birkenstocks with black socks. Tell you what, I’ll pass for now, thanks.”

I know exactly why the doctor said this. I’d already be in surgery and it would be highly convenient for everyone involved for me to get a few “problem areas” repaired.  For just  few bucks more, not covered by insurance, I could have a brand new harmonious face AND help him finance a new boat or, possibly, a better shoe-sock combination.

The only trouble, of course, is that I’ve always been pretty relaxed with the way I look.  This has less to do with an abundance of self-confidence and more to do with stories of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong.  And don’t misunderstand me, here – I have nothing against plastic surgery, it’s just not for me.

But the seed had been planted.

That night, over dinner, I blurt out, “Do you think I have a disharmonious face?”

My husband looks at me, confused.  “What?”

“Do you think one side doesn’t match the other?”

“Like the front and back?”

I narrow my eyes, “No, like the right side and left side.”

“They don’t match on anyone.”

“How do you know?”

“It just makes sense. And who cares? You look beautiful the way you are.”

I look at him suspiciously. “You’re just trying to make me feel better.”

He sighs.


A couple of years earlier, I gave a work presentation.  Afterwards, a colleague asked if I minded if she gave me some feedback.

“I’d love feedback,” I replied. “That’s how I’ll learn what worked and what didn’t.”

“Okay. For starters, people our age don’t have long hair. And if they do, they wear it up during a presentation.”


“Um, okay.”  I’m wondering whose age she is referring to.  My age, which at the time was early 30s? Her age, which I’d guess was mid-50s?  An average of the two?  I try to tune out another colleague, who is standing just behind the feedback-giver, doubled over in silent laughter.

“Also,” she continues. “You should be wearing make-up.”

“I am wearing make-up,” I reply earnestly. And I was. I’d specifically put some on for a photo taken that morning. I wonder vaguely if I’m going to have to get Laughing Colleague medical attention soon, because now she’s crouched down, almost sitting on the floor, holding her sides and shaking.

“Then you need to wear more make-up. And lipstick. I could barely see your lips when you were speaking.”

She couldn’t see my lips?

“Oh. Well. Um. My lips really aren’t that, er, noticeable, maybe that’s why? But thanks!” I reply sincerely, shaking her hand.  I motion to laughing colleague, who is just able to pull herself together before attention turns to her, “We have a meeting scheduled, so I have to run. So glad you could make it.”

I understand feedback.  I actually appreciate feedback, even when it’s not positive.  I’ve worked, over the years, to not get defensive about it. When it comes to work, especially, I need to know what other people think. I love new ideas, and considering ways to improve or enhance existing programs or to do things that better meet the needs of our clients.

I don’t understand the kind of feedback and insights that are given specifically to make someone else feel bad, especially when it comes to personal appearance. It seems lazy, to me – is the only thing you can think of something negative?  Do you need to give me personal feedback in a professional setting?  Why?  Is there a legitimate reason?

For the record, I adore Bruce Campbell.

It also goes against something my gran taught me long ago:  if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say it.

On some level, I get it.  People think they’re trying to be helpful.  On the other hand, there are people out there – we’ve all met them – who do this to make themselves feel superior, or people who are less confident who can only gain confidence through putting others down.

What I’d like people to consider is this:  each of us is different. Each of us is unique.

There is feedback I’d give in private to a close friend. There is feedback I’d give to  work acquaintance, but very little of it (aside from “You have something stuck in your teeth, thought you’d want to know.”) would be personal.

I tend to judge people on their merits and on the job they do and the kind of person they are, not on how they look.  I won’t pretend to be an angel, here – certainly I make mistakes, I judge people for the wrong reasons from time to time because I’m human (at least, that’s the current theory).  But I try not to, and that’s what I’m asking here.

You see, there are days when I still wonder if I have a disharmonious face.  Up until that fateful day in that doctor’s office, it had never crossed my mind. Not once. I wonder if my make-up is good enough for a presentation, or whether I should put my hair up (I generally wear it down in an act of absurdly placed defiance coupled with the fact I’m still learning how to do up-dos that don’t look like a failed hair experiment).  In a way, I’m haunted by these foolish, well-intentioned people even while recognizing how silly it is to worry about what they say.

Let’s try to be a little kinder to each other. When we find ourselves about to make a disparaging remark to someone – ESPECIALLY about their appearance – stop and consider your goal.  Is it to help them, truly help them, or for other, less noble reasons?  Can you think of something nice to say, instead?

I’d like to write more, but I have to go buy some new lipstick.

You know, just in case.


Photos from Flickr Creative Commons:  Sand sculpture by Erix; Ponytails by Andrec; Bruce Campbell by Florida Supercon; Lipstick by OliviaP C


I firmly believe that every one of us has something to offer, and that each of us can make a difference in this world. I also believe that it’s vitally important that we not take ourselves too seriously, enjoy life, and have fun.

This Post Has 10 Comments

    1. Mickey

      Wow – who knew? I’m really frightened to think of what my face would look like all symmetrical, especially considering I’m finally used to how it looks now. This is a fascinating site, thanks for sharing it!

  1. Dan Perez Films

    I really enjoy your writing style. You need to write more. Seriously. Nuff said.

    1. Mickey

      Working on it, Dan! You and Allen are great motivators and supporters – and that means a lot. I really do enjoy writing – I just need to make more time for it and make it a priority. Stay tuned. 😉

  2. heidimassey

    Well, I for one, always liked you for your disharmonious face, whatever that means. And lipstick? Highly overrated. It always gets on my teeth. Is it better to have lipstick on my teeth or no lipstick at all?

    Thanks Mickey, for knowing what is truly important in this world and not really succumbing to pressure from others to “drink the koolaide.” The doctor, the work colleague, they aren’t bothering to take the time to “see” you, other than as they see themselves reflected back. Neither one is satisfied with who they are. So they deflect those feelings of inadequacy onto you. Can’t say it here…but we have words for people like that. 😉

    1. Mickey

      Ha! Thanks, Heidi. I’m hoping people simply think before they speak. And that they think before they take certain types of feedback to heart.

      And I wasn’t trying to make this all about me, but rather to illustrate this issue the only way I know how – through examples. Fortunately I’ve always meandered to the beat of my own drummer, but others I know aren’t able to brush off such comments as quickly or easily no matter how quickly true friends jump in to say, “Hey, ignore that person. You’re beautiful the way you are, inside and out.”

      It’s a tough balance, because some insights and suggestions are valid and very worthy of consideration – here I’m thinking of the “I’m right, you’re wrong, lalalalala” kind of person who only hears the good stuff and ignores ANYTHING negative. When we do that, we tend to stagnate. But maybe I’m comparing apples and oranges, here – one is personal feedback based on image and appearance (largely subjective), the other is feedback regarding ideas and processes.

      I don’t really have an answer, just more of a request to try to be a bit kinder to one another. And this goes for me, too – sometimes I need a reminder.

      And I’m with you on the lipstick – what’s up with that? It wears off, it gets on your teeth – I’ve tried the stay-on-forever-until-you-blast-it-off-with-a-power-washer styles, too, and you know what happens? I mess up putting it on, so I end up looking like The Joker for a week. Arrgggghhhh!

  3. debworks (@debworks)

    So … okay. Now I wonder how disharmonious my face is. And really, I don’t care either. I’ve been stuck on this Dr. 90210 series on Netflix — plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills — and I can’t get over the work perfectly normal looking people are having done to their bodies. And the long hair thing? I’m 57, there’s no law written down anywhere that says you have to have short hair when you are old. It’s really a bigger commentary about our culture – and how we let others decide who we should be and how we should look. Brava for you my friend, Brava.

    1. Mickey

      Thanks, Deb! Truly, both situations were patently ridiculous (to me, anyway) for so many reasons. I wrote about them mainly to spotlight the absurdity. I think that if folks want to get plastic surgery, no harm no foul. I just hope they’re doing it for themselves and not because someone made them feel inadequate. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately about image issues and how they start – think Miss Representation – and I believe so much of it is how we react to each other. We need to be strong enough to be happy with who we are, but we also need to be aware of how our reactions can affect others. Your comments truly made me reflect on this – thanks for that, too!

  4. Michael Ann, I wuv u. Seriously, Mickey this is a fabulous essay on life. You rock, we win, they don’t. My take. xoxo

    1. Mickey

      Allen, you are so good about nudging me to write. Thank you, for that and for just being generally awesome. xoxo

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