Camera Unready
“Hey, Mickey, would you mind serving as an emcee for an event in a couple of weeks?” “I’d love to. What should I wear?” “I’m sure whatever you choose will…
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Camera Unready
"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "
Blending the Rules
I am not a morning person. I’ve never been a morning person. At this point in my life I think it’s safe to assume I will never be a morning…
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Blending the Rules
So, kind of a fan, yes.
Bloom County Returns
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making HEADLINES." Just like the comic strip that introduced me to this joke once upon a time: Bloom County. I was…
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Bloom County Returns
Juvenile assassin bug, Protector of Kale
Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
“Hey, come look at this.” “I’m getting ready to jump in the shower. Can’t it wait?” “No, you need to see this now.” Run downstairs. “What’s up?” “There’s a tiny…
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
My Cups Runneth Over
In considering the number of times I’ve been called amply endowed in my life, I’ve come up with the following count: Never. Don’t misunderstand me - I am totally fine…
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My Cups Runneth Over
When Dermatologists Attack
"Does this mole look weird?" "Define weird." "You know. Like, cancerous." "I don't think so, but then I don't know what cancerous looks like." "I don't either." Pause. "What about…
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When Dermatologists Attack
Vintage 50s Hair-Don’ts
Sometimes, you're working from home and you take a short break and you think, "Self, I could totally test-drive that super intricate pin-curl video tutorial for the 50s glam hairdo for…
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Vintage 50s Hair-Don’ts