Camera Unready
“Hey, Mickey, would you mind serving as an emcee for an event in a couple of weeks?” “I’d love to. What should I wear?” “I’m sure whatever you choose will…
"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "
Blending the Rules
*whirr whirr whirr WHIRR CLANG CLANG clank CLANK clang CLANG clank clank CLANG*
So, kind of a fan, yes.
Bloom County Returns
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making HEADLINES." Just like the comic strip that introduced me to this joke once upon a time: Bloom County. I was…
Juvenile assassin bug, Protector of Kale
Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
I don’t mean to brag, but I have a history with assassin bugs.
My Cups Runneth Over
I was curious to see if changing to the correct bra size would make me fluent in six languages, remove the appearance of fine lines and teach me to divide by zero.
When Dermatologists Attack
The canister fell and begin spraying clouds of liquid nitrogen across the floor until the exam room appeared to be one laser light show away from a dance club.
Vintage 50s Hair-Don’ts
Sometimes, you're working from home and you take a short break and you think, "Self, I could totally test-drive that super intricate pin-curl video tutorial for the 50s glam hairdo for…