Juvenile assassin bug, Protector of Kale
Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
I don’t mean to brag, but I have a history with assassin bugs.
My Cups Runneth Over
I was curious to see if changing to the correct bra size would make me fluent in six languages, remove the appearance of fine lines and teach me to divide by zero.
When Dermatologists Attack
The canister fell and begin spraying clouds of liquid nitrogen across the floor until the exam room appeared to be one laser light show away from a dance club.
Vintage 50s Hair-Don’ts
Sometimes, you're working from home and you take a short break and you think, "Self, I could totally test-drive that super intricate pin-curl video tutorial for the 50s glam hairdo for…
A Trip to the E Arrrrrgh
Because if one thing screams “ARRRRRGH IMMA PIRATE!” it’s a bright white shirt with laces up the front and billowing sleeves.
Sophie, Music Critic
Never let it be said that Sophie reflexively supported my singing and guitar playing.