“Hey, come look at this.” “I’m getting ready to jump in the shower. Can’t it wait?” “No, you need to see this now.” Run downstairs. “What’s up?” “There’s a tiny…
In considering the number of times I’ve been called amply endowed in my life, I’ve come up with the following count: Never. Don’t misunderstand me - I am totally fine…
"Does this mole look weird?" "Define weird." "You know. Like, cancerous." "I don't think so, but then I don't know what cancerous looks like." "I don't either." Pause. "What about…
Sometimes, you're working from home and you take a short break and you think, "Self, I could totally test-drive that super intricate pin-curl video tutorial for the 50s glam hairdo for…
There is no part of our front porch that isn't awkward. It was clearly designed by someone who never personally used a front porch, possibly a space alien or a…
Once upon a time, a friend had a pirate-themed party to celebrate the release of one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies (Part 17: Captain Grandpa Sparrow versus the…
Sophie is a dog of many talents, thus her full name: Sophie the Wonder Dog. Little did we know she is also a music critic: In case it's unclear, Sophie…