Do I Dare To Eat A Beet?
I spent the next day avoiding the fridge with complex feelings of mingled guilt and fear.
Spider House Rules
My attitude towards spiders has significantly mellowed, but the bedroom is still off limits.
An Open Letter to Dave Barry
Let's just say I am not one of the world's naturally-gifted kazooers, a sentence I never expected to write.
Evening in the Stacks: Sparkle and Spurs
I walk in the doors and inhale, smelling the slightly sweet, dusty scent of old paper. I walk straight to my favorite section and stop in front of a particular…
Will Exercise for Food
I don't exercise because I love exercise. I exercise because I love food. I like fitness in theory, but to me it's more of a means to an end. I…