"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "
Blending the Rules
*whirr whirr whirr WHIRR CLANG CLANG clank CLANK clang CLANG clank clank CLANG*
So, kind of a fan, yes.
Bloom County Returns
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making HEADLINES." Just like the comic strip that introduced me to this joke once upon a time: Bloom County. I was…
Juvenile assassin bug, Protector of Kale
Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
I don’t mean to brag, but I have a history with assassin bugs.
My Cups Runneth Over
I was curious to see if changing to the correct bra size would make me fluent in six languages, remove the appearance of fine lines and teach me to divide by zero.
When Dermatologists Attack
The canister fell and begin spraying clouds of liquid nitrogen across the floor until the exam room appeared to be one laser light show away from a dance club.
Happy Father’s Day
Celebrating Dad with photos and an acoustic cover of a favorite Jimmy Buffett song.
Drawing Support
A good friend of mine - Bob LeDrew - is doing a bike ride from Toronto to Niagara Falls to raise money for cancer research and support programs. Among other…