"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "
Blending the Rules
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All Dogs Support Voting
I believed it back in 2014 and I believe it today: voting is a right, and it's a privilege. Your vote = your voice: please make your voice heard.
An Open Letter to Dave Barry
Let's just say I am not one of the world's naturally-gifted kazooers, a sentence I never expected to write.
Shiloh Happened
I returned to Plush Toy Armageddon. I'd like to think they went quickly; the plush snake, the adorable alligator, the blue thing that I-don't-know-what-it-was.