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As Explosive as a Dog Sneeze
"As explosive as a dog sneeze." There's a phrase you don't hear every day, and…
The Perils of Doggie Bath Day
"Someone smells like a dog." "Why are you looking at me?" Our dogs are pretty…
An Open Letter to Dave Barry
Dear Mr. Barry, Where to begin? I suppose the most logical place is this: I…
Evening in the Stacks: Sparkle and Spurs
I walk in the doors and inhale, smelling the slightly sweet, dusty scent of old…
Will Exercise for Food
I don't exercise because I love exercise. I exercise because I love food. I like…
Shiloh Happened
I'd meant to write an AMAZING end-of-the-year post, reflecting on my successes and failures of…
A Name By Any Other Name
"You have a boy's name." "Did your parents want a boy?" "Your last name is…
'Tis the Season
"Ladle ladle ladle, I made it out of clay!" I'm seven years old. My elementary…
The Walking-Faster-Than-You-Think Dead
Three seasons into it, I just started watching The Walking Dead. I adore the films…