A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Musical
Everyone I knew loved Rent. How could I not like Rent? Clearly there was something (new) tragically wrong with me.
"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "
Blending the Rules
*whirr whirr whirr WHIRR CLANG CLANG clank CLANK clang CLANG clank clank CLANG*
Juvenile assassin bug, Protector of Kale
Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin Bug
I don’t mean to brag, but I have a history with assassin bugs.
My Cups Runneth Over
I was curious to see if changing to the correct bra size would make me fluent in six languages, remove the appearance of fine lines and teach me to divide by zero.
When Dermatologists Attack
The canister fell and begin spraying clouds of liquid nitrogen across the floor until the exam room appeared to be one laser light show away from a dance club.