On Flammable Teapots and the Element of Surprise
From the floor, I was in the perfect position to see that the stove was on fire.
A Meditation on Meditation
Audio: “Let's begin today's meditation by taking several deep breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Now close your eyes and focus on your breath. In. And out. In.…
Spring Arrives on Little Spider Feet
I am not a fan of winter. I’ve never been a fan of winter. Winter and me? Not friends. Our relationship became far more fraught once I lived in Miami…
Camera Unready
“Hey, Mickey, would you mind serving as an emcee for an event in a couple of weeks?” “I’d love to. What should I wear?” “I’m sure whatever you choose will…
"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. "
Blending the Rules
*whirr whirr whirr WHIRR CLANG CLANG clank CLANK clang CLANG clank clank CLANG*
So, kind of a fan, yes.
Bloom County Returns
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making HEADLINES." Just like the comic strip that introduced me to this joke once upon a time: Bloom County. I was…
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